Sinnerman

My night consisted of watching a melodramatic Lifetime movie (…I know…) instead of cracking the surface of a 20-page French paper, an assignment signifying all that is wrong with the French (another story for another time). Needless to say, I learned two very important things from the gripping tale “Live Once, Die Twice.” First: you can die more than once; and second: men are not to be trusted!!! Especially men who fake their own deaths so they can embezzle platinum bars and escape from their Long Island and Detroit wives. Naturally as the story goes, the two wives bond over their murderous husband’s web of lies and form a lasting friendship. Moral of this story:

All men are murderers. OBVIOUSLY.

We have to stick together, ladies! Even if the other was secretly married to your husband. Sisterhood of the traveling pants that drama shiz back where it belongs, OK! Repress those betchy feelings deep down and only allow them to cat-fight their way out when making backhanded compliments and gossiping behind the other’s back. Ah, true friendship! It stands the test of time… Or something.