I mistook a chocolate chip for a bug, which made my reaction to the charlatan all the more nonsensical. My foolery must have been because I declined a message from God on Facebook earlier today. I knew the moment I clicked decline that I would soon face the wrath of God, for no one, deities included, possesses immunity to the pangs—pangs, I say!—of Facebook rejection. And by golly, no, by God (!) I knew the fury would come down mercilessly upon me.
And so it did.
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I hope you won't have to give up chocolate chips as you did with the lucky charm incident...:D
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