A personal aspersion

I have finally christened my new job, wiping out in front of my co-workers. Falling while walking up the stairs hurt my ego more than bruises on my legs. It was an undeniable face plant—my panicked (and delayed.) reflex to snatch the railing went in vain. I could blame my lazy stride on the early hour of the morning but I’m placing the blame on my dang flip-flops! I knew exposing my feet to the world would only end in shame!