Blahhhh… I just ate an entire box of cereal in under two hours. I rested a huge bowl filled to the rim below my chin so as to limit the distance my spoon had to travel to my mouth. I kept the cereal box in proximity in order to persuade numerous refills. What is wrong with me?! ...Rhetorical question. Damn Special Form for being so deliciously addictive!!! Now, Special Form is the poor man’s Special K, but I didn’t seem to care. I’m not broke (yet) but it befits my lifestyle so well that I can’t object to the label. When someone accuses me of being cheap, all I can do is shrug my shoulders in unconcerned accordance. Why argue with the truth?
But my cheap-ass will be traveling to SALZBURG, AUSTRIA tomorrow!!!! Yeah, that’s right, where The Sound of Music was filmed. Control your jealousy, fools! It’s gonna be badass!!
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