Ummmmm… How can I put into words the events of this past weekend?? I’ll put it this way, my walk of shame stretched 650 miles, from Prague to Paris. Hot dang it was fun! I took a stand for all women this weekend by objectifying the men. If nasty-ass construction workers can hurl shameless comments at women, why can’t I degrade men in the same manner? Since it is socially acceptable for a guy to visually violate me, then it’s only fair that I return the compliment to the male population by intensely staring them down while jeering, “Nice ass baby!” I’d say that’s one step closer to equality, ladies!
Due to the unexpected below freezing temperature (screw weather.com!), I wore every article of clothing that I brought at once. It may have cramped my “style,” but on the plus side it reduced the chances of theft. It also definitely made deciding what to wear going out easy. If I wasn’t feeling one shirt I could have just taken it off and had an entirely new outfit. Who could complain?? Despite the cold, Prague didn’t disappoint. Looking back, I think the highlight of my trip was walking around at night with my hood on and chilled beer in hand. It just felt right.
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